murrehtrishoos:
blanketforyourshock:
completelycumberbatched:
jawnlovesjumpers:
cosmostrekker:
timeywimeyholmes:
no
because this is actually fucking true
this prick ass bitch
can
- draw
- act
- pretty sure he can sing like a fucking angel
- and is like super shitting nice
- and it pisses me off
- and to add it all
- he is gorgeous
the only thing we can pick on him for is that he can’t cut fucking tomatoes
YEAH JUST TOMATOES
UGH I HATE THIS MAN
Not only that, but he also:
- Reads a significant amount
- Reads actual, intellectually stimulating literature
- Can carry out urbane conversations
- Is extraordinarily humble and modest
- Has the leanest waist I may have possibly ever seen
- Is ginger.
Some more stuff to add on to the list:
- his immense, extensive vocabulary
- the ability to look damn good in any type of hairstyle
- can maintain attractiveness even with that creeper!stache
- he can fucking write. Seriously, he could have chose to be a journalist or some shit. May I remind everyone about that holiday article he wrote?
Totally reblogging this again already just for the truth in the comments.
And may I add, he can also
- play piano
- play violin
- scuba dive
- rock climb
- ride motorbikes
- and to add to the writing thing, that piece he wrote about the carjacking was pretty bloody amazing too. I read it so early on after learning of his existence and I cried.
- oh yeah and his arts funding campaigning. YOU HERO.
- and his impressions are better than most impressionists I’ve seen
DAMN YOU CUMBERBATCH FOR MAKING ME FEEL SO INFERIOR I HATE YOU (I don’t really)
I also heard he’s
- a fucking fantastic lover
oh and stating the obvious
- as was said before
- this gorgeous piece of actor can
- you know
- actually act
- not to mention he can do accents
- but only if they are his native accent, American, or Rickman
- speaking of Rickman, his impressions are so bad that they come full circle and become good again
- and
- he’s the biggest dork on the planet
- and he makes that attractive
i’m sorry but ♥ seriously ♥
(Source: violentthrill, via pinstriped-pirates)
think my fringe is a bit too short but i got 14 quid tips, bought 4 peanut butter kit kats and now i am going to watch sherlock cos my mum isn’t here to tell me off for watching it repeatedly
~rebelling~
look at how fabulous this woman on come dine with me is
why is the theme tune to new girl so annoyingly high pitched
zooey sounds like lana del rey, doing her valium princess voice, on helium
watched 7 episodes of the office us, two hollyoaks and an episode of the uk office today
imagine if I was paid to watch tv
~perfect job~
