if it’s in the past and they ain’t still fucking them who cares!
everybody snores!! i shout stuff in my sleep and one of my pals gets dressed and attempts to wank himself off. we all do weird things in our sleep! lying on ur side stops it or at least makes snoring less likely to happen. don’t let it stop u having fun xoxox
i’d go for it!! u don’t wanna regret seizing the opportunity
i haven’t experienced any hate first hand because guys are usually too busy thinking about other things to care by the time they get down there but people are so weird about it in general and ask me loads of questions and i’m like oh u not aware everyone has body hair??? like why is it so hard to grasp??? wise words from stoya; “if you think pubic hair on a woman is unnatural or weird, you aren’t mature enough to be touching vaginas” having a preference is fine but pushing that preference on others or interrogating them about it is pretty Douchey innit
i’m working 7 hour shifts at a cafe, going home for an hour and then working 4 hours at a pub and i am absolutely knackered. i’d stay in the supermarket where it’s chill and CHILLED. i love supermarkets they are so calming everything is neat and organised and it’s all air conditioned i luv it
working full time in an old mans pub with a restaurant attached is v stressful because i ain’t used to the hard work but i also get free pints and chips and i get paid to talk to old men in tweed blazers about haruki murakami and debate about modernist literature so swings n roundabouts