u know the after sesh has gone too far when you have to open the front door and look outside to make sure ur still in the real world oh dear
leslie knope is too good for pawnee!!! her amazing talent is being wasted there :’-( and needs to move out of there and become the first female president or something
yeh she’s a nob
*regina george voice* i know right!!!!
i use rakuga cute, papelook and the bleach london app!! x
i’ve attended kendal calling for the past 5 years in a row and this years lineup is by far the worst lineup ever. it’s fucking shocking, didn’t even think it was real at first!!! they really wanna get rid of all those pesky teens and aim their festival at the 40 something ex raver market. it’s really upsetting that the lineup is so bland, it used to be such a good festival! oh well who cares beacons has my heart now
when i was in primary school my classmates mum was a mum of 5 and an interior designer. she had waist length blonde hair and always wore immaculate outfits that looked like anne hathaways “the chanel boots” outfit in the devil wears prada she even gave birth to a child in the morning and picked up all her kids that afternoon, i’d wanna be that kinda mum. but i am never ever ever having children, bleh
small boobs are cute!! they’re all perky n sweet and you can run down stairs without injuring yourself and wear polonecks without looking like a soccer mom